dont mess with the best because the best don’t mess.
“This was when you were like I JUST BOUGHT A DRINK AND SPILT IT ON THE FLOOR STRAIGHT AWAY AND NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. So we just sat you down and you stayed there for like the next 2 hours.”
I’m not surprised I was so distraught. £1.80 double vodkas deserve to be drunk not spilled on the floor.