Time for a well overdue rant about the NEVER ENDING ragging that goes on above my head daily.
Bitch be coming in at like some stupid ass time in the morning screaming and shouting like some stupid o’clock cunt cos she’s drunk and then her and Colon are like ‘oh let’s go upstairs for a colonoscopy’. So anyway I’m like tryna fucking sleep cos I had to be up at like half 8 for my seminar this morning but I can’t get to sleep because for one they were so damn loud when they came in and had the telly on and were like shouting about being like OMG DON’T EAT ALL THE PIZZA, and I’m like bishes if you don’t shut the hell up I’ma shove that pizza up your ass - and can I just say they order pizza every day so they must be having greasy, sweaty, gross ass sex afterwards which is rough - for two, bishes be banging so hard I’m scared the ceilings gonna fall down and I’m gonna get crushed under their disgusting selves and motherfucking bitch is like OOOOOOOH OH OH OHOH OOOOOOOOOOHHOHOHOHOHOH and I’m literally like THAT is DISGUSTING because it is VILE and I don’t want to hear you climaxing all up in the place.
Like seriously shut the fuck up.
And it’s every fucking night.
And they aren’t even together any more apparently but they are still at it every night so my housemate’s being a mug and will eventually try and get sympathy from me or something and I will just laugh in her face and then she can shut the fuck up.
I’m only in uni 2 days a week, could I at least be able to get to fucking sleep at some point during the nights before I have to get up at some stupid O’clock? Fucks sake.
Makes me wanna smack a bitch.
Can’t wait until I move out for next year so I can get some banter going and not be constantly annoyed by someone who is constantly annoying me.